Chihuahua nonchalantly uses neck massager

And refuses to break eye contact.

Yesterday, we incorrectly identified this cat balancing a tiny frog on its head as the most relaxed animal on the internet.

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It was a grievous error, given that this Chihuahua is clearly at least seventeen times more chill.

Just look at him, laying recumbent as he tucks into the day's papers, taking a load off after spending the day running out of the living room, then in, then out again.

Set to an R&B soundtrack the massage session has a slightly seedy, voyeuristic vibe to it, and as one viewer pointed out, 'Scandal: He is not wearing any pants under that newspaper.'

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