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The Netherlands have risked upsetting Euro 2016 opponents Kazakhstan after one of their players said the only aspect of the country he was aware of was the fictional character Borat.
The sides meet in a qualifier for Euro 2016 on Friday and in the build-up to the match, Gregory van der Wiel was asked what he knew about the Netherlands' opponents.
"I only know Borat, I know he’s from Kazakhstan," said the right-back who plays for PSG. "I think we’ll win 4-0 on Friday."
Borat, the fictional character created and played by Sacha Baron Cohen, caused something of a diplomatic storm when a feature length film entitled Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan was released.
The film portrayed Kazakhstan as a nation of horse unrine-drinking, dog-shooting, incest-loving people whose pursuits included the "running of the Jew" festival.
Baron Cohen starred as Kazakh Borat in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan in 2006 (Getty Images)
Kazakhstan are currently ranked 127th in the world and with 25 of their 27-man squad playing in their domestic league, Van der Wiel could perhaps be excused his ignorance.
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The most controversial sports autobiographies Zlatan Ibrahimovic – I am Zlatan The Swedish superstar has never struggled for self-confidence, and Zlatan channelled his absolute self-assurance to produce one of the most brilliant, bonkers footballer’s autobiographies of all time. ‘I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic’ intersperses sections sticking the boot into Pep Guardiola with gleeful anecdotes of his utterly bizarre extra-curricular exploits. Key Quotes: ‘Whenever life’s at a standstill I need some action. I always drive like a maniac. I’ve done 325 kilometres an hour in my Porsche Turbo and left the cops eating my dust.’ ‘One time I got dressed in all black, Rambo-style, and took a massive pair of bolt-cutters and nicked a military bike.’
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The most controversial sports autobiographies Andre Agassi – Open Agassi’s revealing memoir lifted the lid on his uncompromising upbringing and a career spent riddled with insecurities. Perhaps most notoriously, ‘Open’ included the revelation that Agassi used crystal meth throughout 1997 when his career was in a lull, leading to the star lying to avoid a drugs ban. Key Quotes: ‘I play tennis for a living even though I hate tennis, hate it with a dark and secret passion and always have.’ ‘As if they're coming out of someone else's mouth, I hear these words: You know what? **** it. Yeah. Let's get high.’
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The most controversial sports autobiographies Paolo Di Canio – Paolo Di Canio: The Autobiography Di Canio has always been, to put it mildly, a tad eccentric. Fortunately, he refused to hold back in his book, written in 2000, which contains everything from barmy tales of stabbing his brother in the back (literally, with a fork) to an impassioned defence of fascist dictator Benito Mussolini, which later caused him trouble as manager of Swindon and Sunderland. Key Quote: ‘I am fascinated by Mussolini. I think he was a deeply misunderstood individual. He deceived people. His actions were often vile. But all this was motivated by a higher purpose.’
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The most controversial sports autobiographies Roy Keane – Keane: The Autobiography Keane has previous on the controversial autobiography front, after his first book landed him in front of an FA tribunal for bringing the sport into disrepute. Mick McCarthy was one of many targeted in Keane’s relentlessly angry tome, but ultimately it was his expletive-ridden admission of deliberate retribution on Alf Inge Haalaand that landed the Irishman in hot water. Key Quote: (On Alf Inge Haaland) ‘I'd waited long enough. I ******* hit him hard. The ball was there (I think). Take that you ****. And don't ever stand over me sneering about fake injuries.’
However, with the Netherlands losing their opening game of qualifying 2-1 to the Czech Republic, they might wish to take their next opponents more seriously.
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