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Transfer deadline day was once must-watch television.
Not because of the actual transfers, but because presenters would stand outside football grounds and be abused by crowds of fans.
Once upon a time not only was it possible for a football manager, Harry Redknapp, to lean out of his car window, trying to tap up various transfer targets, but crowds of supporters could make faces, shout obscenities, imitate the presenter, make noise and generally cause a nuisance.
Sky Sports presenter Jim White would pretend to be on two phones, inflatables would be tossed, grown men would wear morph suits.
It was glorious.
Then it all came crashing down in one fell swoop. The best moment ever also signalled the end of 'Deadline Day' (note the capital letters)... one of the presenters was attacked with a sex toy..
Premier League January deals - club-by-clubShow all 20 1 /20Premier League January deals - club-by-club Premier League January deals - club-by-club Arsenal INS - Mohamed Elneny (Basel, £7.4m)
OUTS - Glen Kamara (Southend, loan)
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Aston Villa INS - None
OUTS - Gary Gardner (Nottm Forest, Loan), Joe Cole (Coventry, loan), Callum Robinson (Preston, loan), Jose Angel Crespo (Rayo Vallecano, loan), Joe Bennett (Sheff Wednesday, loan)
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Bournemouth INS - Rhoys Wiggins (Sheffield Wednesday, loans), Juan Iturbe (Roma, loan), Marius Adamonis (FK Atlantas, loan), Lewis Grabban (Norwich, £7m), Benik Afobe (Wolves, £9m).
OUTS - Lee Tomlin (Bristol City, loan), Yann Kermorgant (Reading, undisc.), Elliot Ward (Blackburn Roivers, undisc.), Jayden Stockley (Exeter, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Chelsea INS - Matt Miazga (NY Red Bulls, undisc.), Alexandre Pato (Corinthians, loan). OUTS - Marco van Ginkel (PSV, loan), Patrick Bamford (Norwich, loan), Ramires (Jiangsu Suning, £25m), Christian Atsu (Malaga, loan), Papy Djilobodji (Werder Bremen, loan), Alex Kiwomya (Fleetwood, loan), Mitchell Beeney (Newport County, loan), Wallace (Gremio, loan), Ulises Davila (Santos Laguna, undisc.).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Crystal Palace INS - Emmanuel Adebayor (free agent),
OUTS - Jonny Williams (MK Dons, loan), Jack Hunt (Sheff Wednesday, undisc.)
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Everton INS - Oumar Niasse (Lokomotiv Moscow, £13.5m), Shani Tarashaj (Grasshoppers, undisc. - back to Grasshoppers on loan), Matthew Foulds (Bury, undisc.)
OUTS - Aiden McGeady (Sheff Wednesday, loan), Jonjoe Kenny (Oxford, loan), Steven Naismith (Noriwch City, £8.5m), Liam Walsh (Yeovil, loan).
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Premier League January deals - club-by-club Leicester City INS - Daniel Amartey (Copenhagen, undisc.), Demarai Gray (Birmingham, £3.7m).
OUTS - Tom Lawrence (Cardiff, loan), Jak McCourt (Barnsley, undisc.), Andrej Kramaric (Hoffenheim, loan), Alie Sesay (Barnet, undisc.), Joe Davis (Fleetwood, undisc.).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Liverpool INS - Steven Caulker (QPR, loan), Marko Grujic (Red Star Belgrade, £5.1m - loaned back to Red Star)
OUTS - Ryan Fulton (Portsmouth, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Manchester City INS - Pep Guardiola (Bayern Munich, manager from next season), Anthony Caceres (Central Coast Mariners, undisc.),
OUTS - Anthony Caceres (Melbourne City, loan) George Evans (Reading, undisc.), Ian Lawlor (Bury, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Manchester United INS -
OUTS - Victor Valdes (Standard Liege, loan), Liam Grimshaw (Preston, loan), Ben Pearson (Preston, undisc.), Ashley Fletcher (Barnsley, loan)
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Premier League January deals - club-by-club Newcastle United INS - Seydou Doumbia (Roma, loan), Andros Townsend (Tottenham, £12m) Jonjo Shelvey (Swansea, £12m), Henri Saivet (Bordeaux, loan).
OUTS - Florian Thauvin (Marseille, loan), Lubo Satka (York, loan), Mike Williamson (Wolves, undisc.), Shane Ferguson (Millwall, undisc.), Gael Bigirimana (Coventry, loan), Kyle Cameron (York, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Norwich City INS - Patrick Bamford (Chelsea, loan), Steven Naismith (Everton, £8.5m), Timm Klose (Wolfsburg, undisc.), Ben Godfrey (York, undisc.), Ivo Pinto (Dinamo Zagreb, undisc.).
OUTS - Louis Thompson (Swindon, loan), Jamar Loza (Southend, loan), Gary Hooper (Sheff Wednesday, loan), Harry Toffolo (Peterborough, loan), Conor McGrandles (Falkirk, loan), Lewis Grabban (Bournemouth, £7m), Jake Kean (Colchester, loan), Eillott Bennett (Blackburn, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Southampton INS - Charlie Austin (QPR, £4m).
OUTS - Ryan Seager (Crewe, loan), Sam McQueen (Southend, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Stoke City INS - Giannelli Imbula (Porto, £18.3m)
OUTS - Eddy Lecygne (Doncaster, loan), Steve Sidwell (Brighton, loan), Anthony Stokes (Celtic, loan)
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Premier League January deals - club-by-club Sunderland INS - Wahbi Khazri (Bordeaux, undisc.), Lamine Kone (Lorient, undisc.), Steve Harper (free agent), Dame N'Doye (Trabzonspor, loan), Jan Kirchhoff (Bayern Munich, undisc.).
OUTS - Sebastian Coates (Sporting Lisbon, loan), Will Buckley (Birmingham, loan), Lynden Gooch (Doncaster, loan), Danny Graham (Blackburn, loan), Costel Pantilimon (Watford, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Swansea City INS - Leroy Fer (QPR, loan), Alberto Paloschi (Chievo, undisc.).
OUTS - Dan Alfei (Mansfield, loan), Eder (Lille, loan), Gerhard Tremmel (Werder Bremen, loan), Jonjo Shelvey (Newcastle, £12m).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Tottenham Hotspur INS -
OUTS - Alex Pritchard (West Brom, loan), Andros Townsend (Newcastle, £12m), Shaquile Coulthirst (Peterborough, undisc.), Kenny McEvoy (York, free).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club Watford INS - Abdoulaye Doucoure (Rennes, £8m), Mario Suarez (Fiorentina, undisc.), Costel Pantilimon (Sunderland, loan), Nordin Amrabat (Malaga, undisc.).
OUTS - Giedrius Arlauskis (Espanyol, loan), Diego Fabbrini (Birmingham, £1.5m), Connor Smith (Wimbledon, free), Uche Ikpeazu (Blackpool, loan), Alessandro Diamanti (Atalanta, loan).
Premier League January deals - club-by-club West Bromwich Albion INS - Alex Pritchard (Tottenham, loan), Sandro (QPR, loan),
OUTS - Anders Lindegaard (Preston, loan), Adil Nabi (Peterborough, undisc.)
Premier League January deals - club-by-club West Ham United INS - Emmanuel Emenike (Fenerbahce, loan), Sam Byram (Leeds, undisc.),
OUTS - Mauro Zarate (Fiorentina, undisc.), Elliott Lee (Colchester, loan), Stephen Hendrie (Southend, loan), Diego Poyet (Charlton, loan), Lewis Page (Cambridge, loan).
Now we just have ex-pros sitting around the studio discussing transfers that are probably not going to happen. There can be some humour in [name redacted] stumbling over the qualities of a Russian premier league striker he has never seen but, on the whole, it's boring and forgettable.
They didn't seem to get the message in Italy.
Behold as this Italian journalist loses his tember outside of Stamford Bridge.
Even if it's a fake it's still been the best moment of deadline day.
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