The speculation surrounding Paul Pogba’s future has taken a new, ridiculous turn.
The pair share an agent in Mino Raiola, of course, and Bobby Chinn, the restaurant owner who spotted them together, was keen to stress that Pogba didn’t reveal anything about his future.
Raiola himself was talking about the prospective transfer on Wednesday too and outlined what United will have to do to sign Pogba.
"Juve do not want to sell him and there is a chance for us to talk about a new contract. He feels no need to leave," he said. "But if you come with a project that will make Paul want to leave, we'll talk with the club."
The paper’s detailed four-part series on United’s new era under Jose Mourinho contains a tantalising tit-bit regarding the Bayern Munich midfielder.
Despite missing out on him to the Bundesliga club just two months ago, United have already made inquiries regarding Sanches’ release clause.
It’s more original than badge-kissing, we suppose.
Mata, who's a cheery type of chap even on his worst days, has been linked with a move away from the club ever since Mourinho's appointment.
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