QUOTES OF THE WEEK

You short-brained or what? We go to Eurosport after the match and we check out the replay if I am right, you'll never be up on the chair again. Is that a deal? Michael Stich, German tennis player, disagrees with umpire Richard Kaufman's decision in Stuttgart.

When he was in Turkey Souness didn't know anything about football. If his side can score six against United, then why can't we beat them on Wednesday. Bulent Uygun, one of the Fenerbahce players.

It's about time to bring it to an end. I don't feel that I'm too big I can't say I'm sorry. Joe Frazier, the former world heavyweight champion who wants to end his long-running feud with Muhammad Ali .

Let's forget the comparisons with Pele and recognise Ronaldo for what he is - the best player in his position in the world. Ronaldo is not the past, he is the present. Brazil's coach, Mario Zagallo, on naming the Barcelona attacker in his squad for a friendly against Cameroon next month.

I desperately wanted to score and to qualify for the World Cup final, but I didn't and Germany went through. Chris Waddle responds to criticism of his decision to appear in a pizza advert with Stuart Pearce and Gareth Southgate making fun of their England penalty misses.