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It isn’t Sam Burgess that’s out of step, it’s the game of rugby union.
The former rugby league international has had mixed reviews, to say the least, for his contribution to England’s unsuccessful effort against Wales. It raises the question of whether, when things go pear-shaped, it can still be the fault of the league convert, even if he’s no longer on the field.
True, there were times when he looked lost, but his problem was not that he couldn’t cope with what he was being asked to do, but that he wasn’t being asked to do enough.
He fumbled a ball at the start, made a couple of quality tackles, had a couple of short runs and put in a non-kicker’s kick.
Compare that with his titanic performances in the 2013 Rugby League World Cup defeat by New Zealand, or his inspiring effort for South Sydney in last year’s NRL Grand Final. Or rather don’t, because there is no comparison.
In union, he simply doesn’t have enough to do. He’s too polite to say so, but he must be bored to death.
But then so were those who watched the game from afar, in the hope of some rugby breaking out.
The first half was the worst I’ve seen for a very long time – but then I’ve only been watching rugby league.
The second half was better, but only to the extent that any sport becomes engaging when the outcome is uncertain and there is an upset on the cards.
England vs Wales player ratingsShow all 30 1 /30England vs Wales player ratings England vs Wales player ratings <b>England:</b> Mike Brown - 7/10 His usual reliable self in the air, and could do nothing to stop the try that levelled the scores.
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England vs Wales player ratings Anthony Watson - 6/10 Worked hard with the few chances he did see and one led to three points from the boot of Farrell, but starved of ball as England struggled to impose on Wales in the second half.
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England vs Wales player ratings Brad Barritt - 5/10 Showed why he rarely plays 13 these days and caught too narrow for Davies’s try. Will be disappointed with his night’s work.
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England vs Wales player ratings Sam Burgess - 7/10 You couldn’t have asked more from him on his first competitive start. Phenomenal in defence and did the basics with the ball in hand. The try came soon after his exit.
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England vs Wales player ratings Jonny May - 7/10 Has a simple run-in for his try and probed the Wales defence early in the second that nearly led to another.
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England vs Wales player ratings Owen Farrell - 8/10 Faultless with the boot, which will raise more questions as to why he wasn’t given the chance to level the scores. His 40m-plus drop-goal a highlight, the final whistle a low-light.
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England vs Wales player ratings Ben Youngs - 7/10 Much sharper than against Fiji, and his decision to attack the blindside led to May’s well-worked try. Departed early in the second half with a knock.
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England vs Wales player ratings Billy Vunipola - 8/10 Woke up on the right side of the bed and started like a house on fire. His injury and subsequent removal robbed England of their go-forward.
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England vs Wales player ratings Chris Robshaw - 6/10 His decision-making comes back into question at the worst time. Panicked when he had the ball in the red zone as he threw it to no one, and despite tackling excellently he will face huge question over why England have lost.
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England vs Wales player ratings Tom Wood - 6/10 Gave away three points with a penalty in his own territory, but was useful in the air and positioned well in the defensive line to try and nullify the Welsh runners.
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England vs Wales player ratings Courtney Lawes - 5/10 A little quiet once again, and his departure at half-time suggested an injury more than a tactical decision.
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England vs Wales player ratings Geoff Parling - 6/10 Took the onus on himself to carry the English lineout and it worked to a degree. Took front ball in the final minute to try and win the game, and soon found himself on the back of a defeat.
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England vs Wales player ratings Dan Cole - 7/10 Gave Jenkins nightmares of his afternoon here in 2014, but something changed in the second half and England no longer had the clear advantage in the scrum.
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England vs Wales player ratings Tom Youngs - 6/10 Throwing improved as the game wore on, but he repeatedly found himself on the back foot when receiving the ball and that affected his impact.
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England vs Wales player ratings Joe Marler - 7/10 Enjoyed phenomenal success in the front row, although the one penalty that went against England in the scrum fell at his feet.
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England vs Wales player ratings <b>Wales:</b> Liam Williams - 7/10 Strong at the back and his positional play was excellent. Grew in stature in the second-half and threatened on a number of occasions.
England vs Wales player ratings George North - 8/10 Had the second half of his life, even if he didn’t cross the whitewash. A quiet opening 40 was soon forgotten by bursting runs from his own 22 and also chipped in in defence with an important tackle on Brown to win a penalty when England were attacking.
England vs Wales player ratings Scott Williams - 6/10 One surging run in the first half nearly led to a try for the Welsh, and gave them a welcome three points before the break. However, his night was cut short by a nasty looking injury after a tackle from Barritt.
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England vs Wales player ratings Jamie Roberts - 7/10 His battle with Burgess came alive when he ran into a Burgess-Farrell wall and came off second best. However, he repeatedly bashed the English defensive line and was still standing come the end. The poor bloke will feel it in the morning.
England vs Wales player ratings Hallam Amos - 6/10 Departed with a shoulder injury which unknowingly paved the way to Wales’s only try. Kept quiet throughout.
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England vs Wales player ratings Dan Biggar - 9/10 Extraordinarily reliable from the tee and his kicking from hand was impressive too. Struggled to control the game in the first half, but more than made up for it in the second with a match-winning performance.
England vs Wales player ratings Gareth Davies - 8/10 Few will have had the scrum-half being the one who made the difference, but he did what all good 9’s do in sweeping behind and profited with his side’s only try.
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England vs Wales player ratings Taulupe Faletau - 7/10 Showed his strength whenever he was caught at the base as he stayed upright for long enough to receive support. Very impressive in the air, too.
England vs Wales player ratings Sam Warburton - 8/10 Looked distraught when he gave away a penalty in the closing minutes, but the pain on his face will be more through his exploits than anything. The flanker was rewarded when the final whistle went after a hard night of constant tackling.
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England vs Wales player ratings Dan Lydiate - 6/10 Could have penalised for a no-arm tackle on another day, but got away with it under Jerome Garces. Not as impressive as he would have liked and replaced late on.
England vs Wales player ratings Alun Wyn Jones - 7/10 A commander in the air that gave Wales the lineout advantage, and he tackled himself senseless throughout the 80 minutes.
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England vs Wales player ratings Bradley Davies - 6/10 Took a nasty knock in the first half but managed to recover to last until he was replaced by Charteris in the second. Neither stood out nor disappointed – solid, in other words.
England vs Wales player ratings Tom Francis - 5/10 Questions over his fitness died away, but he struggled to cope with Marler’s pressure and left early after the break.
England vs Wales player ratings Scott Baldwin - 6/10 Started well from the lineout but as the half wore on he became a touch wayward. Struggled in the scrum, and was replaced by Ken Owens early in the second.
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England vs Wales player ratings Gethin Jenkins - 6/10 Penalised for a penalty metres out from his own line that he was lucky to stay on the pitch for, but his durability ensured Wales retained a presence in the front-row until the last.
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The ball movement became amusingly random at times, but at no stage did the reality threaten to live up to the hype.
The maths says it, really: 53 points, two tries. It’s a damning equation and you can field Sam Burgess, Guy Burgess and Anthony Burgess and not change that.
No doubt there were plenty of people who enjoyed it. The Rugby Union World Cup can certainly generate a sense of occasion and, by gad, they have some formidable goal-kickers.
But, since I put a few of these thoughts on Twitter, I have been deluged with people agreeing with me.
That is not something with which I am all that well acquainted, but it shows that I’m not the only one who can see that the emperor has no clothes.
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