Sport: Quotes of the week

I thought 'That's nice, I'll sit down here and have the match, thank you'. Anthony Hill, the Australian squash player, after being head- butted by Mir Zaman Gul at the British Open.

Don't judge me on the players I have inherited. I would like to be judged after spending pounds 20m of somebody's money. Lou Macari, Celtic manager.

Don't let's make the Grand National a race for poofters and girls. Ginger McCain, former trainer of Red Rum.

I can't wait for the day when I'm Graham Taylor the Wolves manager rather than the ex-England manager. Graham Taylor.

Golf should have random urine tests. You see these guys meandering around for years doing nothing and all of a sudden they're winning tournaments. Beta-blockers are not illegal. They just make a remarkable difference. . Mac O'Grady, new coach to Seve Ballesteros.

The strongest thing I ever take is a whisky, especially after a hard day with the kids. Nick Faldo.

All I ever see them take these days is water and bloody bananas. Dave Musgrove, caddie.