SPORTS LETTERS: Only joking

From S Mirghavamedin

Sir: May I be the first to suggest a replacement for the outgoing England football coach. My candidate has an uncanny knowledge of football tactics, plenty of experience at various levels, excellent at handling the media, and is free to take over in July. My candidate is of course Mr G Taylor. Not.

Yours,

SADRI MIRGHAVAMEDIN

London SW15

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