What is Morrissey actually doing on his book cover?

(Penguin)

Sometimes you just have to take your hat off to the internet, and this is one of those times. Tegan, a writer and illustrator who tweets as @BellJarred, noticed that Morrissey seems to be engaged in some indeterminately blissful activity on the front cover of his Penguin classic autobiography, which is reviewed today by Boyd Tonkin. So what is the ex-Smith up to? Take a look at these suggestions...

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