Sir: Last weekend I had a telephone call. It went something like this:
Voice: 'Mrs Flanagan, a few weeks ago we sent you a pack of vouchers to allow you to purchase the Telegraph very cheaply.'
Me: 'Yes.'
Voice: 'So have you used that opportunity?'
Me: 'No.'
Voice: 'May I ask why not?'
Me: Because I have no desire to read the Daily Telegraph.'
Voice: 'May I ask why not?'
Me: 'I am extremely happy with the paper I read at present.'
Voice: 'May I ask which one that is?'
Me: 'Have a guess]'
Voice: 'Independent?'
I put the phone down to mutual laughter.
Yours sincerely,
ELIZABETH M. FLANAGAN
Whitchurch,
Hampshire
23 June
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