LETTER : Not a fit time to face the press

From Mr Phil Ridgway

Sir: Following another disappointing performance in the Cricket World Cup, the only way forward for England must be to invent some brand new games. This should allow us a few years of supremacy before the rest of the world catch up. Perhaps a competitive form of queuing could be devised, or something based around Morris dancing?

Yours sincerely,

Phil Ridgway

Woodbridge, Suffolk