Prince Andrew ought to get a job – but what could he do?

He and Sarah jointly own a lavish chalet in Verbier. Perhaps they could open it as an upmarket boutique hotel, one where you eat dinner with your royal hosts

I sat next to Prince Andrew at a birthday dinner once – we got on famously. So much so, he asked if we could meet again for a “fun” supper at the Ivy. I laughed, and said that wouldn’t be a very good idea from his perspective, as I was a journalist. He seemed naive, to say the least.

The same is true of his ex, Sarah. She can’t help spilling her heart out: look at the gushing tribute to Andrew she posted on Instagram after his disastrous interview.