I would be happy to see the Devil's buttermilk banned from society - Ian Paisley MP on Draught Guinness
I hang a sarong on the gatepost, so people should know if I am there. With luck, they will just see steam rising from the grass - Rupert Grey, lawyer, who bathes in a tub near a "right to roam" path
If I am given the privilege of becoming the first democratically elected Mayor of London I'll never write another book - Lord Archer, Tory peer
The Red Book or presumably in the Prime Minister's case the unread book - William Hague, Tory leader, on the post-Budget Treasury document
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