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The Top 10: Things politicians have brandished in speeches

Objects waved about by attention-seekers in history

John Rentoul
Monday 03 August 2020 09:17 BST
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Edwina Currie brandishes a pair of handcuffs during the law and order debate at the Conservative Party Conference in 1981
Edwina Currie brandishes a pair of handcuffs during the law and order debate at the Conservative Party Conference in 1981 (PA)

Suggested by Jonathan Isaby, after Boris Johnson waved a kipper at his final leadership election hustings.

1. Piece of paper: Neville Chamberlain. Heston aerodrome, 1938. “This morning I had another talk with the German chancellor, Herr Hitler, and here is the paper which bears his name upon it as well as mine.” Nominated by Arieh Kovler, Phil Riley and Adrian McMenamin.

2. His shoe: Nikita Khrushchev. He banged it on the desk at the United Nations in 1960. This was while making a point of order, rather than a speech, but it counts. Graham Kirby said Harold Macmillan, British prime minister, asked for a translation.

3. Feather duster: Margaret Thatcher. Conservative Party Conference, Blackpool, 1975. The new leader of the opposition used it to “sweep away the dirt of lingering socialism” from the lectern – during Willie Whitelaw’s speech, rather than her own. Thanks to Steve Martin.

4. Handcuffs: Edwina Currie. Conservative Party Conference, Blackpool, 1981. She was demanding a tougher policy on law and order of Willie Whitelaw, the home secretary.

5. Principles bag: David Hunt. Conservative Party Conference in the 1990s. The cabinet minister in John Major’s government said the bag, from Principles, the fashion shop, “was Labour’s principles, then turned it inside out to show it was empty before discarding it”, said Danny Finkelstein.

6. Leg of lamb: Ian Liddell-Grainger. Conservative Party Conference, Blackpool, 1999. Held up on the conference stage by the “wild-eyed” Devon representative (The Guardian), now an MP (since 2001). He was protesting against Labour’s farming policy.

7. Financial Times: Francis Maude. Also at Conservative Party Conference, 1999. The shadow chancellor “theatrically shredded” an old copy of the newspaper which reported Gordon Brown’s promise to cut tax.

8. Snowball: James Inhofe. US Senate, 2015. Senators are always bringing in visual aids – often pictures – in a doomed attempt to liven up their dull speeches. The Republican senator for Oklahoma brought a snowball to the Senate floor to gain attention (successfully) for his claim that climate change is not real. Nominated by Sam Wilson.

9. Lump of coal: Scott Morrison. Australian parliament, 2017. The Liberal finance minister held it up to show “how the government in Canberra was going to keep the lights on, and keep power prices low, and stop the relentless march of socialism, or prevent random thought crimes against base-load power stations”, according to The Guardian. Thanks to Richard Edinger.

10. Part of Iranian drone: Benjamin Netanyahu. International security conference, Germany, 2018. The Israeli prime minister often illustrates his speeches at the UN with pictures, documents and cartoons, but this time it was a piece of wreckage from a drone he said was shot down in Israel. Nominated by David Webster, Eylon Levy and Omer Lev.

Next week: More Twitter jokes.

Coming soon: Backing musicians, such as Mick Jagger on “You’re So Vain”.

Your suggestions please, and ideas for future Top 10s, to me on Twitter, or by email to top10@independent.co.uk

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