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Frank Meadow Sutcliffe's image of Whitby's upper harbour, c1880

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Santander profits hit by PPI bill

The Beatles performing All You Need is Love at the Abbey Road Studios

All you need is a big fat wallet to record at Abbey Road

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DVD: Bluebeard (15)

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Smith, left, with the singer Wee Willie Harris in the late 1950s

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Unaccompanied 'answered the call'

Weld takes Champion aim

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Stay The Night: Combermere Cottages, Shropshire

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