<b>Sir Alex Ferguson</b><br/>
He came close to retirement in 2002 before having a change of heart. It proved a wise decision. While Manchester United's form was waning at the time, the wily Scot turned it around, made United the dominant force in England and lifted another Champions League trophy.
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With those achievements in the bank - now could be the opportune time to go. He's 68-years-old and is facing another team re-build after losing Cristiano Ronaldo and Carlos Tevez. And if the recent financial revelations surrounding Old Trafford are anything to go by - the necessary funds may not be forthcoming.
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Add to all this his regular referee rants and childish touchline behaviour, it might be wise to leave now with a reputation as one of the greats assured before he destroys it by becoming a cantankerous dinosaur of the game.

No, it’s not Piers Morgan’s Twitter tirade. Sir Alex’s retirement from Manchester United today has brought plenty of fresh tributes to the most successful managerial career football has ever seen (and possibly ever, given the tumbling average tenure of most managers nowadays). But long before he decided to hang up his hairdryer, the ageing Scot has been beatified by fans around the world.

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Letter: Too coy on constitutional reform

Sir: Timing, they say, is the essence of good comedy. Bad luck, then, for Hackney councillor Jeremy Killingray to write his hilarious parody of crassly callous MBA-speak about social work (letter, 11 April) on the very day that Polly Toynbee reports what it is like to live in one of Hackney's housing estates ("The run-down estate we're in").

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Vatican fumes over peasant tale parody

There are two books that all Italians are forced to read by the time they leave school. One is Dante's Divine Comedy, a work whose merits and importance are contested by nobody. The other is a sweeping 19th- century historical novel by Alessandro Manzoni called I Promessi Sposi, known in its scarcely read English translation as The Betrothed.

Letter: Yearning for a new MP

Sir: I am writing to thank David Aaronovitch ("The Diva from Hell", 3 May) for his pointed parody of our dreadful Conservative MP for Gravesham, Mr Jacques Arnold.

Theatre: Miss Julie; The Gate, London

Dangling from hooks over the front of the stage in the Actors Touring Company's new production of Miss Julie is a line-up of kitchen implements such as would come inhandy if you were to take up cooking a la Jeffrey Dahmer. Luridly lit through the polythene sheeting which makes the "offstage" areas macabrely visible to us, Kristin Hewson's glaring- eyed Kristin can be seen, at the start, raising a cleaver. You don't need to be a genius to predict that, sooner or later, something is for the chop. Nor does it take long to recognise that what is being knifed in the back here is Strindberg's play.

Gallery gunslingers on a shoot to thrill

Video art: Photographer tapes Wild West enthusiasts for South Bank showing

All you need to know about the books you meant to read; This week: Don Quixote by Cervantes (1605 & 1615)

Plot: Initially the novel is a parody of chivalric romances and reflects their episodic structure. The story is relayed by two narrators whose versions of events sometimes conflict.

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reviews: Jasper Rees on the pros and cons of making jokes about burgers

classical music: double play; Matthews: Broken Symmetry; Suns Dance; Fourth Sonata London Sinfonietta / Oliver Knussen (DG 447 067-2)

If anyone can raise Deutsche Grammophon's contemporary profile, Oliver Knussen can. He must be thinking it's Christmas: a new contract - a free hand (?). How long before the commercial restraints go on? We must wait and see. And listen. Colin Matthews is a promising place to start: he isn't trendy, he certainly isn't "commercial" - not of the "new age" or "faith minimalist" persuasion. He's just a rather good composer.

Radioreview: THE DEATH OF ALEXANDER SCRIABIN Radio 3

It's hard to pinpoint when it was that Ken Russell drifted over the line into self-parody. There's always been an air of parody about his films, which I put down to two reasons. First, he refuses, more or less on principle, to adopt a serious tone - the seriousness, he thinks, is so deep in the core of everything he does that he can afford to chuck in a bit of arsing about on top. Second, his favourite theme is the way in which the earthy, sexy side of human natures collides with the civilised, intellectual (and, naturally, artificial) bits. This means that his films are full of lurid juxtapositions of high art and low comedy, the rarefied and the downright dirty; and this kind of juxtaposition is a common technique of parody.

Letters: Powell position

I was delighted to read the extracts in The Independent Magazine from Anthony Powell's Journals ("At Lady Maggie's...", 21 January) and to marvel at the gentle mockery and delicate self-parody which was displayed. The balance was perfect. No satirist would report Thatcher's words to Tito as "I am politics" and avoid exaggerations such as "We are politics" or "Politics R us".
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