IoS DVD review: The Expendables 2

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger … how can so many pensionable men be involved in a film which seems to have been written by an eight-year-old?

Admittedly, there’s a curiosity value to seeing them coast through such a shoddy action movie, but when they start parroting catchphrases from some of their better-known hits, they just remind you of how much better those hits actually were.