Everyone Eminem attacks on surprise new album Kamikaze, from Donald Trump to Tyler the Creator
Eminem is still rapping with gay slurs in 2018. If that’s his only way to get people talking, he should just retire now
It’s 2018, but apparently no one told Eminem. Not only has the 45-year-old rapper dropped a surprise album (honey, so 2016, didn’t Beyonce tell you?), but said record, Kamikaze, includes a diss track where he calls fellow artist Tyler, the Creator, a “faggot”.
On “Fall”, he raps: “Tyler create nothing, I see why you called yourself a faggot, bitch/It’s not just ‘cause you lack attention/It’s ‘cause you worship D12’s balls, you’re sac-rilegious/If you’re gonna critique me, you better at least be as good or better."
The diss comes after Tyler criticised “Walk on Water” from Eminem’s 2017 album Revival, tweeting: “dear god this is horrible sheesh how the f***." Eminem’s slur refers to multiple hints on Tyler’s own album Flower Boy, released in 2017, that he might be gay or bisexual.
It’s astonishing, really, that after 30 years in the game Eminem, who began rapping when he was 14, still hasn’t found a new insult. Better yet, one that doesn’t slur a person based on their sexuality. What really grates, though, is that Kamikaze is only a reminder that while Tyler is still banned from the UK, Eminem will continue to rake in millions from record sales and touring in Britain without repercussions for a two decade-long career of verbally abusing minorities.
He might praise artists such as Kendrick Lamar and J Cole on his new record, but neither of them feels the need to use homophobic slurs in their latest material. Cole has actually challenged the use of the word “faggot” in his bars (with questionable effect), while Kendrick prefers to take aim at racists and corrupt politicians, rather than those who are already vulnerable to violence and discrimination.
Eminem, meanwhile, has been defending his use of homophobic language as far back as 2000, where he claimed that a lyric in the song "Criminal" – “My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge, That’ll stab you in the head, whether you’re a fag or lez. pants or dress? Hate fags? The answer’s ‘yes’” – wasn’t about LGBT+ people. Sure, Jan.
Tyler has been banned from entering the UK since 2015 because the lyrics in two of his earlier albums, Bastard and Goblin, “posed a threat to the safety of the British public” – a reason usually reserved for potential terrorists. Watching the then Home Secretary Theresa May pick him out of thousands of rappers felt as random and out-of-touch as when David Cameron tried to accuse Lethal Bizzle of promoting knife violence in 2006… by quoting lyrics by another MC. Or maybe not so random. It had coded racism written all over it.
“Your albums Bastard, in 2009, and Goblin, in 2011,” Theresa May’s letter to Tyler, the Creator read, “are based on the premise of your adopting a mentally unstable alter ego who describes violent physical abuse, rape and murder in graphic terms which appears to glamourise this behaviour.”
Now who does that sound like?
For decades, Eminem, his fans, and critics who support his work, have gone out of their way to persuade his detractors that Slim Shady is a “character” and therefore Eminem isn’t really being homophobic or a misogynist. That anyone who dares to criticise him just “doesn’t get it”, they have no sense of humour, they’re just trying to censor free speech. But given that the US currently has a president who was elected precisely because of perpetuated fear and hatred of the “other”, and who seems intent on removing or just ignoring the rights of the LGBT+ community, black people, women and other minorities, you’ll forgive me if I’m not laughing hysterically right now.
The 20 most ridiculous things superstar musicians have demanded at their concerts
The 20 most ridiculous things superstar musicians have demanded at their concerts
1/20 Beyonce
The Demands:
1 Large table for catering dressed with white tablecloths.
Dressing room should be 78 degrees
4 Brand New White Towels in bathroom (2 face & 2 body)
Hot Food:
Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only (Please season with fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!)
Steamed Garlic Broccoli
Lightly Seasoned Green Beans
Lightly Seasoned Steamed Spinach
Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.
1 Case of Aquafina water (half cold, half room temperature)
1 Hot Tea Set up (Please have NEW Coffee Pot)
Sliced Lemons Wedges
Rose scented candles
Lighter for candles
CD player
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2/20 Adele
The Demands:
12 Small bottles still (non-carbonated) spring water (at room temperature)
1 Electric kettle for BOILING water
6 Large mugs for tea. All mugs should be new, washed and dried.
6 metal teaspoons
2 “Squeezy” bottles clear honey (not organic)
1 Bottle very best quality red wine (Italian, French or Spanish)
1 Assortment of chewing gum
1 Pack Marlboro Light plus 1 disposable cigarette lighter
1 Small selection fresh fruit, to include bananas, apples, grapes, fresh berries NO CITRUS FRUIT!
1 Small plate of assorted freshly made, individually wrapped sandwiches, to include chicken salad. Sandwiches must NOT contain tomatoes, vinegar, chili or citrus fruit
PA
3/20 Kanye West
The Demands:
1 Tub Plain Yogurt for dipping
4 small Yoplait Yogurt
1 Bowl of assorted nuts
1 Bowl of Sunkist Salted Pistachio Nuts (No Red Coloring)
2 Packs of Extra Chewing Gum
1 Bottle of Hot Sauce (Tabasco, Caribbean Type)
1 Box of Toothpicks
1 750 ml bottle of Hennessey Liquor
1 750 ml bottle of SKY or Absolut Vodka
1 Bottle of Patron Silver Tequila
4 Six Packs of Heineken Beer
Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty, David Parsons/iStock
4/20 Rihanna
The Demands:
5 AC power outlets
Adequate lighting for a “relaxed atmosphere”
White drapes to cover lockers and/or brick
1 Humidifier
1 Large throw rug — plush and animal print (Cheetah, Leopard) … must be CLEAN, as she will walk on it barefoot.
Pipe and Drape the room in Dark Blue or Black drapes with Icy Blue Chiffon draped nicely on top
6 Candles — Archipelago Black Forest (if you can't get these, please let me know ASAP as we have a 2nd choice of candle for Ri).
4 Small, clear, square vases with White Tulips, no foliage (2nd choice: White Casablanca Lilies no foliage, 3rd choice: White Freesia, no foliage)
5/20 Katy Perry
The Demands:
Arrangement of pink fresh flowers. White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies. If not available, seasonal white flowers to include white orchids–ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS.
A box of Huggies baby nature care wipes
6 Vitamin waters zero, assorted flavors
Bowl of whole fresh organic grown fruit (apples, bananas, oranges and grapes)
Plate of fresh-cut Crudités (to include cucumber, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, snap peas, celery) w/ ranch dip
Snyder's of Hanover Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel
Jar of Salsa
Baked (blue corn if possible) Tortilla Chips
Freeze dried strawberries
2 bottles of Santa Margarita Pinot Grigio
Throat coat, Twinnings Chamomile PG tips and Mint medley tea.
Fuze slenderize assorted flavors
A jar of quality honey
Plastic drinking straws
AFP/Getty Images
6/20 Paul McCartney
The Demands:
All lamps must be halogen floor lamps with dimmer switch.
Only animal free materials (cottons, denims, velour, etc.)
Do not provide furniture made of any animal skin or print.
Do not provide artificial versions of animal skin or print either.
No leather seating is allowed in the black stretch limousine either.
Arrange for a dry cleaner before arrival.
6 Full and leafy floor plants, but no trees.
We want plants that are just as full on the bottom as the top such as palm, bamboo, peace lilies, etc. No tree trunks!
$50.00 - One large arrangement of white Casablanca lilies with lots of foliage.
$40.00 - One long stemmed arrangement of pale pink and white roses with lots of foliage.
$35 One arrangement of freesia. It comes in various colors so please mix them up. Freesia is a favorite.
20 dozen clean towels outside of the production office
AP
7/20 Mariah Carey
The Demands:
Each room must be draped. Black drapes are fine.
The entry door should open into the living room space, not the dressing room.
Temperature should be about 75 degrees.
1 Three Seat Couch — Plain Color, no busy patterns; black, dark grey, cream, dark pink are fine
12 1 Liters of Fiji Water
3 Bottles Chardonnay — Chilled
12 Coke
12 Diet Coke
12 Vanilla Protein Drinks
6 Sparkling Water (Pellegrino)
12 Melon Flavor Gatorade
6 Red Wine Glasses
6 White Wine Glasses
4 Joe Malone Vanilla Candles
2 Vases White Roses
Fried Chicken (warm)
12 Small Bottles water (room temperature)
3 Whole lemons and honey
Sugarless gum
Getty
8/20 Eminem
The Demands:
25 pound dumbbells
24-Diet Coke 16oz plastic bottles
12 Diet Coke 12oz cans
6 Verner ginger ale soda (or Schweppes)
48 Daisani, Poland Spring 12oz bottles “NO Evian”
1 Loaf white bread
1 Loaf wheat bread
6 Lunchables snacks (3 turkeys & 3 ham with cheese)
6 Cans Red Bull
16 Cans Sugar-Free Red Bull
Large fresh jumbo shrimps with cocktail sauce and plenty of lemons
1 Jar of banana pepper rings
Getty Images
9/20 Grace Jones
The Demands:
6 Bottles of Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne
3 Bottles of French Vintage red wine (e.g. St Emilion, Medoc, Bordeaux)
3 Bottles of French Vintage white wine (e.g. Sancerre, Pouilly Fuisse)
2 Dozen Findeclare or Colchester Oysters on ice (unopened)—(Grace does her own shucking.)
2 Sashimi and Sushi platters for 8 people
6 Fresh lemons
1 Bottle of Tabasco sauce
1 Fresh fruit platter for 8 people
6 Bottles of Coca Cola
12 Bottles of still and sparkling water
12 Bottles of fresh fruit juices
Wine glasses, champagne flutes, tumblers (all glass, no plastic)
Cutlery and sharp knife
1 Oyster knife
1 Make up mirror (no neon strip lighting, only opaque white bulbs)
Fresh towels, clothes hangers, clothes rail
3-4 Bunches of flowers—prefer lilys and orchids
Sofa and arm chairs
Andy Sturmey
10/20 Drake
The Demands:
Four dozen natural-scented incense sticks
Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap
Pork-free food
E-Z Wider rolling papers and a pack of Dutch Master President cigars
Pinot Grigio
Heineken
Bottles of Jack Daniel’s
Patron Silver tequila
Nivea chapstick
A bottle of Hennesey or Courvoisier
Grey Goose
Andis T-Outliner trimmers
Extra sets of speakers
champagnepapi/Instagram
11/20 Jack White
The Demands:
1 dozen chicken wings (buffalo, teryaki, suprise us)
1 bowl of FRESH HOME-MADE GUACAMOLE
8 champagne flutes (real glass)
8 wine glasses (real glass)
8 highball glasses (real glass)
1 hummus & pita chips
iPod player with sufficient volume control
NO fluorescent lighting
PLEASE NOTE: This is a NO BANANA TOUR. (Seriously)
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12/20 Madonna
The Demands:
200-person entourage
2o international phone lines
Her backstage room must look exactly like her own home (that means she ships around her furniture)
Special flower-scented fabric
Actual flowers
Personal chef who prepares only vegan foods
Her own dry-cleaning service
AP
13/20 Alicia Keys
Alicia Keys performs at the UEFA Champions League Final
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14/20 Jay Z
The Demands:
7 sets of metal silverware
1 Lighter
3 Glade Candles (French Vanilla, Rain shower, Wild Berry, Tangerine Ginger)
3 Cans of Chunk White Tuna
10 Nutri-Grain Bars (Blueberry, Cherry, Apple, Strawberry)
6 Individual Packets of Quaker Oats Instant Oatmeal (Brown Sugar and Apple Cinnamon)
1 Assorted Fruit Platter with strawberries, seedless red grapes, bananas, mango, blueberries, cantaloupe and raspberries
2 Cases of beer (one imported and one domestic; brands preferred: Amstel Light, Corona, Bud, Bud Light or local beer)
3 menus for local seafood and Italian restaurants to order meals for Alicia
Getty
15/20 Mary J. Blige
The Demands:
2 Humidifiers
10 medium prewashed bath sized towels
NO DAIRY OR PORK OF ANY KIND!!
10 1.5 liter bottles of FIJI water (absolutely, positively must be FIJI)
6 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper
6 cans of Schweeps Ginger Ale
2 packs of Mentos — cinnamon fresh only
6 cans of Red Bull energy drink
6 bottles of Black Cherry Propells in sports bottle
8 sets of silverware
24 napkins
1 tub of clean ice
Getty Images
16/20 Lady Gaga
The Demands:
2 Bottles of white wine with wine opener — Kendall Jackson or Robert Mondavi preferred
1 Pack of Straws
1 Cushioned office style chair
TV with cable and a DVD player
1 Rolling clothing rack
4 Unscented candles
Cool-mist humidifier
3 fans
Tea kettle, organic ginger and lemongrass tea and honey are very important.
1 4 pack of Red Bull Light (on ice)
2 Bottles of Green Tea
1 Container of Guacamole
Hot dogs (Yves veggie dogs eaten with toothpicks)
A smoothie station (with frozen berries, fuze and whey protein or non-fat Greek yogurt) Blender needed
1 Plate of cheese (non-smelly, non-sweaty on ice) with whole wheat/healthy crackers
A mix of assorted fresh fruit (cut and must have edible skin OR edible seeds OR citrus)
Getty
17/20 Cher
The Demands:
1 Wig Room
1 Room for Dr. Stacey
1 bottle of fine red wine (No Kendall Jackson)
1 bottle of fine white wine (No Kendall Jackson)
4 Cokes
4 Diet Cokes
1 coffee table
1 end table for the phone to be placed on
TV with VCR with a cable Hook up. Please make sure we can get the following channels: Turner Classic Movies or AMC
18/20 Taylor Swift
The Demands:
If arriving before 11 a.m., the following from Starbucks:
1 Grande ICED Caramel Latte w/ 2 sweet-n-lows
1 Grande ICED Americano w/ 2 sweet-n-lows with soy milk
1 slice pumpkin loaf
1 Stick Butter
3 Boxes Kraft Macaroni/Cheese
2 Four Packs of Red Bull
1 12 Pack Corona Beer
1 12 Pack New Castle Beer
1 Bottle Welch's Grape Juice
1 Avocado
1 Bag of Twizzlers red licorice
1 Case of Smart Water
1 Pint Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
1 Pint Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Brownie Frozen Yogurt
19/20 Iggy Pop
The Demands:
A copy of USA Today that's got a story about morbidly obese people in it
6 bottles of Grolsch or decent local beer
F——— loads of good red wines
6 large bottles of good quality sparkling water
3 cases x 12 oz bottles of still mineral water
6 bottles of alcohol free beer
1 case of big bottles of good, premium beer
A bottle of vodka
Cauliflower/broccoli, cut into individual florets and thrown immediately into the garbage. I f——— hate that
Getty Images
20/20 Van Halen
The Demands:
Nuts
Pretzels
M&MS (WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES)
1 large tube of KY jelly
3 packs of Marlboro cigarettes (box)
Herring in sour cream
2 gallons non-carbonated, bottled spring water
3 fifths Jack Daniels Black Label bourbon
2 fifths Stolichnaya vodka
1 pint Southern Comfort
2 bottles Blue Nun white wine
Getty Images
1/20 Beyonce
The Demands:
1 Large table for catering dressed with white tablecloths.
Dressing room should be 78 degrees
4 Brand New White Towels in bathroom (2 face & 2 body)
Hot Food:
Juicy Baked Chicken: Legs, Wings & Breast only (Please season with fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper HEAVILY SEASONED!!)
Steamed Garlic Broccoli
Lightly Seasoned Green Beans
Lightly Seasoned Steamed Spinach
Beyoncé can only have Pepsi products.
1 Case of Aquafina water (half cold, half room temperature)
1 Hot Tea Set up (Please have NEW Coffee Pot)
Sliced Lemons Wedges
Rose scented candles
Lighter for candles
CD player
Getty
2/20 Adele
The Demands:
12 Small bottles still (non-carbonated) spring water (at room temperature)
1 Electric kettle for BOILING water
6 Large mugs for tea. All mugs should be new, washed and dried.
6 metal teaspoons
2 “Squeezy” bottles clear honey (not organic)
1 Bottle very best quality red wine (Italian, French or Spanish)
1 Assortment of chewing gum
1 Pack Marlboro Light plus 1 disposable cigarette lighter
1 Small selection fresh fruit, to include bananas, apples, grapes, fresh berries NO CITRUS FRUIT!
1 Small plate of assorted freshly made, individually wrapped sandwiches, to include chicken salad. Sandwiches must NOT contain tomatoes, vinegar, chili or citrus fruit
PA
3/20 Kanye West
The Demands:
1 Tub Plain Yogurt for dipping
4 small Yoplait Yogurt
1 Bowl of assorted nuts
1 Bowl of Sunkist Salted Pistachio Nuts (No Red Coloring)
2 Packs of Extra Chewing Gum
1 Bottle of Hot Sauce (Tabasco, Caribbean Type)
1 Box of Toothpicks
1 750 ml bottle of Hennessey Liquor
1 750 ml bottle of SKY or Absolut Vodka
1 Bottle of Patron Silver Tequila
4 Six Packs of Heineken Beer
Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty, David Parsons/iStock
4/20 Rihanna
The Demands:
5 AC power outlets
Adequate lighting for a “relaxed atmosphere”
White drapes to cover lockers and/or brick
1 Humidifier
1 Large throw rug — plush and animal print (Cheetah, Leopard) … must be CLEAN, as she will walk on it barefoot.
Pipe and Drape the room in Dark Blue or Black drapes with Icy Blue Chiffon draped nicely on top
6 Candles — Archipelago Black Forest (if you can't get these, please let me know ASAP as we have a 2nd choice of candle for Ri).
4 Small, clear, square vases with White Tulips, no foliage (2nd choice: White Casablanca Lilies no foliage, 3rd choice: White Freesia, no foliage)
5/20 Katy Perry
The Demands:
Arrangement of pink fresh flowers. White and purple hydrangeas, pink & white roses and peonies. If not available, seasonal white flowers to include white orchids–ABSOLUTELY NO CARNATIONS.
A box of Huggies baby nature care wipes
6 Vitamin waters zero, assorted flavors
Bowl of whole fresh organic grown fruit (apples, bananas, oranges and grapes)
Plate of fresh-cut Crudités (to include cucumber, broccoli, cauliflower, carrots, snap peas, celery) w/ ranch dip
Snyder's of Hanover Honey Mustard & Onion Pretzel
Jar of Salsa
Baked (blue corn if possible) Tortilla Chips
Freeze dried strawberries
2 bottles of Santa Margarita Pinot Grigio
Throat coat, Twinnings Chamomile PG tips and Mint medley tea.
Fuze slenderize assorted flavors
A jar of quality honey
Plastic drinking straws
AFP/Getty Images
6/20 Paul McCartney
The Demands:
All lamps must be halogen floor lamps with dimmer switch.
Only animal free materials (cottons, denims, velour, etc.)
Do not provide furniture made of any animal skin or print.
Do not provide artificial versions of animal skin or print either.
No leather seating is allowed in the black stretch limousine either.
Arrange for a dry cleaner before arrival.
6 Full and leafy floor plants, but no trees.
We want plants that are just as full on the bottom as the top such as palm, bamboo, peace lilies, etc. No tree trunks!
$50.00 - One large arrangement of white Casablanca lilies with lots of foliage.
$40.00 - One long stemmed arrangement of pale pink and white roses with lots of foliage.
$35 One arrangement of freesia. It comes in various colors so please mix them up. Freesia is a favorite.
20 dozen clean towels outside of the production office
AP
7/20 Mariah Carey
The Demands:
Each room must be draped. Black drapes are fine.
The entry door should open into the living room space, not the dressing room.
Temperature should be about 75 degrees.
1 Three Seat Couch — Plain Color, no busy patterns; black, dark grey, cream, dark pink are fine
12 1 Liters of Fiji Water
3 Bottles Chardonnay — Chilled
12 Coke
12 Diet Coke
12 Vanilla Protein Drinks
6 Sparkling Water (Pellegrino)
12 Melon Flavor Gatorade
6 Red Wine Glasses
6 White Wine Glasses
4 Joe Malone Vanilla Candles
2 Vases White Roses
Fried Chicken (warm)
12 Small Bottles water (room temperature)
3 Whole lemons and honey
Sugarless gum
Getty
8/20 Eminem
The Demands:
25 pound dumbbells
24-Diet Coke 16oz plastic bottles
12 Diet Coke 12oz cans
6 Verner ginger ale soda (or Schweppes)
48 Daisani, Poland Spring 12oz bottles “NO Evian”
1 Loaf white bread
1 Loaf wheat bread
6 Lunchables snacks (3 turkeys & 3 ham with cheese)
6 Cans Red Bull
16 Cans Sugar-Free Red Bull
Large fresh jumbo shrimps with cocktail sauce and plenty of lemons
1 Jar of banana pepper rings
Getty Images
9/20 Grace Jones
The Demands:
6 Bottles of Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne
3 Bottles of French Vintage red wine (e.g. St Emilion, Medoc, Bordeaux)
3 Bottles of French Vintage white wine (e.g. Sancerre, Pouilly Fuisse)
2 Dozen Findeclare or Colchester Oysters on ice (unopened)—(Grace does her own shucking.)
2 Sashimi and Sushi platters for 8 people
6 Fresh lemons
1 Bottle of Tabasco sauce
1 Fresh fruit platter for 8 people
6 Bottles of Coca Cola
12 Bottles of still and sparkling water
12 Bottles of fresh fruit juices
Wine glasses, champagne flutes, tumblers (all glass, no plastic)
Cutlery and sharp knife
1 Oyster knife
1 Make up mirror (no neon strip lighting, only opaque white bulbs)
Fresh towels, clothes hangers, clothes rail
3-4 Bunches of flowers—prefer lilys and orchids
Sofa and arm chairs
Andy Sturmey
10/20 Drake
The Demands:
Four dozen natural-scented incense sticks
Dr. Bronner’s peppermint soap
Pork-free food
E-Z Wider rolling papers and a pack of Dutch Master President cigars
Pinot Grigio
Heineken
Bottles of Jack Daniel’s
Patron Silver tequila
Nivea chapstick
A bottle of Hennesey or Courvoisier
Grey Goose
Andis T-Outliner trimmers
Extra sets of speakers
champagnepapi/Instagram
11/20 Jack White
The Demands:
1 dozen chicken wings (buffalo, teryaki, suprise us)
1 bowl of FRESH HOME-MADE GUACAMOLE
8 champagne flutes (real glass)
8 wine glasses (real glass)
8 highball glasses (real glass)
1 hummus & pita chips
iPod player with sufficient volume control
NO fluorescent lighting
PLEASE NOTE: This is a NO BANANA TOUR. (Seriously)
Getty
12/20 Madonna
The Demands:
200-person entourage
2o international phone lines
Her backstage room must look exactly like her own home (that means she ships around her furniture)
Special flower-scented fabric
Actual flowers
Personal chef who prepares only vegan foods
Her own dry-cleaning service
AP
13/20 Alicia Keys
Alicia Keys performs at the UEFA Champions League Final
Getty
14/20 Jay Z
The Demands:
7 sets of metal silverware
1 Lighter
3 Glade Candles (French Vanilla, Rain shower, Wild Berry, Tangerine Ginger)
3 Cans of Chunk White Tuna
10 Nutri-Grain Bars (Blueberry, Cherry, Apple, Strawberry)
6 Individual Packets of Quaker Oats Instant Oatmeal (Brown Sugar and Apple Cinnamon)
1 Assorted Fruit Platter with strawberries, seedless red grapes, bananas, mango, blueberries, cantaloupe and raspberries
2 Cases of beer (one imported and one domestic; brands preferred: Amstel Light, Corona, Bud, Bud Light or local beer)
3 menus for local seafood and Italian restaurants to order meals for Alicia
Getty
15/20 Mary J. Blige
The Demands:
2 Humidifiers
10 medium prewashed bath sized towels
NO DAIRY OR PORK OF ANY KIND!!
10 1.5 liter bottles of FIJI water (absolutely, positively must be FIJI)
6 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper
6 cans of Schweeps Ginger Ale
2 packs of Mentos — cinnamon fresh only
6 cans of Red Bull energy drink
6 bottles of Black Cherry Propells in sports bottle
8 sets of silverware
24 napkins
1 tub of clean ice
Getty Images
16/20 Lady Gaga
The Demands:
2 Bottles of white wine with wine opener — Kendall Jackson or Robert Mondavi preferred
1 Pack of Straws
1 Cushioned office style chair
TV with cable and a DVD player
1 Rolling clothing rack
4 Unscented candles
Cool-mist humidifier
3 fans
Tea kettle, organic ginger and lemongrass tea and honey are very important.
1 4 pack of Red Bull Light (on ice)
2 Bottles of Green Tea
1 Container of Guacamole
Hot dogs (Yves veggie dogs eaten with toothpicks)
A smoothie station (with frozen berries, fuze and whey protein or non-fat Greek yogurt) Blender needed
1 Plate of cheese (non-smelly, non-sweaty on ice) with whole wheat/healthy crackers
A mix of assorted fresh fruit (cut and must have edible skin OR edible seeds OR citrus)
Getty
17/20 Cher
The Demands:
1 Wig Room
1 Room for Dr. Stacey
1 bottle of fine red wine (No Kendall Jackson)
1 bottle of fine white wine (No Kendall Jackson)
4 Cokes
4 Diet Cokes
1 coffee table
1 end table for the phone to be placed on
TV with VCR with a cable Hook up. Please make sure we can get the following channels: Turner Classic Movies or AMC
18/20 Taylor Swift
The Demands:
If arriving before 11 a.m., the following from Starbucks:
1 Grande ICED Caramel Latte w/ 2 sweet-n-lows
1 Grande ICED Americano w/ 2 sweet-n-lows with soy milk
1 slice pumpkin loaf
1 Stick Butter
3 Boxes Kraft Macaroni/Cheese
2 Four Packs of Red Bull
1 12 Pack Corona Beer
1 12 Pack New Castle Beer
1 Bottle Welch's Grape Juice
1 Avocado
1 Bag of Twizzlers red licorice
1 Case of Smart Water
1 Pint Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream
1 Pint Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Brownie Frozen Yogurt
19/20 Iggy Pop
The Demands:
A copy of USA Today that's got a story about morbidly obese people in it
6 bottles of Grolsch or decent local beer
F——— loads of good red wines
6 large bottles of good quality sparkling water
3 cases x 12 oz bottles of still mineral water
6 bottles of alcohol free beer
1 case of big bottles of good, premium beer
A bottle of vodka
Cauliflower/broccoli, cut into individual florets and thrown immediately into the garbage. I f——— hate that
Getty Images
20/20 Van Halen
The Demands:
Nuts
Pretzels
M&MS (WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NO BROWN ONES)
1 large tube of KY jelly
3 packs of Marlboro cigarettes (box)
Herring in sour cream
2 gallons non-carbonated, bottled spring water
3 fifths Jack Daniels Black Label bourbon
2 fifths Stolichnaya vodka
1 pint Southern Comfort
2 bottles Blue Nun white wine
Getty Images
And it’s not just homophobia you hear on Kamikaze, either. Eminem is still rapping about domestic abuse and stalking women. On “Normal”, he raps:
“No wonder we’re partners,
Both got hundreds of charges,
Domestic disputes but we’ve always,
Swept it under the carpet,
Even when 911 gets the call that,
I slipped up and busted her jaw with,
A Louisville Slugger ‘cause alls it,
Really does is make our love,
For each other grow stronger."
For someone who has been so vocal about sexual misconduct in the music industry, to hear singer Jessie Reyez appear not once, but twice on the album of a man who has rapped about raping and assaulting fictional women, real women (Iggy Azaelea), and an entire women’s swim team, is disappointing to say the least. Just as it is to hear the voice of Bon Iver’s Justin Vernon appear on “Fall”.
Back to Eminem, spitting anger at the music industry and the mixed reaction to Revival on “The Ringer”. He interpolates a vocal hook from Kendrick’s track “HUMBLE” to chant “Revival didn’t go viral” on the ironically-titled “Greatest”, which sounds like a direct rebuke to the critical praise heaped on the other rapper, and Eminem trying to convince us that he’s still the best. All the while still refusing to drop the homophobic slurs, the misogyny and the violence in a time where we’re all sick of it... because really, why else would we be talking about him? Enough, Marshall. Enough.
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