I have been very fortunate to have had two children, five years apart. It is the perfect age gap to ensure I have had maximum exposure to the wonders of Peppa Pig. Sadly, I have not had the pleasure of going to Peppa Pig World; in fact I hadn’t heard about the theme park until the prime minister inexplicably mentioned it last Monday. Boris Johnson’s speech did though remind me of my favourite Peppa episode, which went a little bit like this...
Peppa Pig and her family are very excited. They are going to visit a theme park called Brit World. Until now, they have only ever seen Britain on TV; Peppa and George think it’s very funny.
“Daddy,” asks Peppa, “will we have to show blue passports to get into Brit World? Oink.”
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