Off the Cuff gems
Newspaper headlines announcing the execution of King Charles:
Brewers Weekly: King's Head Relocated
Hello!: King Charles Invites Us Into His Lovely Home to Talk About His Rosy Future
The Sport: Elvis Seen in Crowd
The Mirror: Spot the Head and Win a Teletubby
Exchange & Mart: For Sale: One Black Curly Wig, Slightly Frayed at Edges
Movies popular at the Pensioners' Film Club:
Zimmer Holiday
Bill and Ted Excellent Dentures
There's a Girl in My Sanatogen
Bring Me the Truss of Alfredo Garcia
The Meals on Wheels Lady Always Rings Twice.
Who wrote the following autobiographies?:
A Clean Sweep? Sooty
Private Face? Field Marshal Face - the Early Years
Four Acres and a Donkey? Joan Collins - allegedly
Fear of 50? The England Cricket Team
Time on the Grass? President Clinton
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