Lily Allen posts hospital ‘selfie’ as she’s admitted for mystery poisoning

“I can't stop projectile vomiting, also temperature #poisoned,” she wrote on Twitter, before blaming Alan Carr for serving decidedly dodgy Bombay Mix

Lily Allen was admitted to hospital today – but wasn’t too sick to tweet a glamorous selfie reclining in her gown with a drip hanging out of her arm.

The pop singer had apparently been filming an appearance on Channel 4 show Alan Car Chatty Man when she complained that she’d begun to feel under the weather, hammering the point home to management via a series of not-so-cryptic tweets of Lemsip and bottled water.

“I can't stop projectile vomiting, also temperature #poisoned,” she wrote, before jokingly posting to Alan Carr that she was holding the on-set Bombay Mix consumed on his show personally responsible.

Then this morning, disaster struck:

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Last month, Miley Cyrus gave her ‘Smilers’ (that’s the name for her fans, apparently. We had no idea either) a fright when she posted an equally pasty picture of herself in hospital, where she was apparently being treated by a plastic octopus for having an allergic reaction to some antibiotics: