Cristiano Ronaldo: "Ask Fergie to buy you a step ladder for the second leg Patrice"
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Just for your information, here's the real caption: Patrice Evra of Manchester United and Cristiano Ronaldo of Real Madrid at the final whistle after the Champions League last-16 first leg match at the Santiago Bernabeu on February 13, 2013 in Madrid, Spain. (Mike Hewitt/Getty Images)
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