SamCam: down with the kids in Downing Street

What will the delegates at Tory conference make of rapper Azealia Bank's lyrics?

Azealia Banks is a SamCam fan (PA)

Samantha Cameron has had a "down-with-the-kids" moment. She has met and utterly charmed Azealia Banks, a 21-year-old rapper from Harlem, New York. "Just met Samantha Cameron... She told me she loves 212...... *mind blown*", Banks tweeted. This was followed by a second message saluting SamCam as "the Michelle Obama of Britain".

One wonders how the representatives who will gather in Birmingham next month for the annual Conservative conference would react if they were told that the Prime Minister's wife is listening to this song, "212", she claims to "love". A sample of the lyrics, available on the net, reads: "You're gay to get discovered in my two-one-deuce c***-a-licking in the water by the blue bayou…"

In fairness to Mrs Cameron, the Diary's 18-year-old incomprehensible-modern-trends consultant says "212" is "a good song with a good beat", but the lyrics are belted out in such a way that an oldie like SamCam probably would not be able to follow them. Yet there is a word, which rhymes with Jeremy Hunt, which is repeated so often tat you would think even her sheltered ears would have picked it up.

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