It's an argument that's raged down the pet-loving ages and finally it's settled.
Buzzfeed contributor Scott Lamb has peformed an invaluable service to humanity with this video, which uses pictures and a voiceover of indisputable authority to prove what many of us have long suspected; cats are, like, way better.
Will the global canine publicity machine react with a quick-fire response video? Watch this space.
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