Love Island catch-up: Tommy breaks up Lucie and Joe, and three other talking points

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Love Island 2019: Tommy's choice shocks islanders as he chooses who he wants to couple up with

The gloves are off as the two newcomers to the Love Island villa decide which of the ladies they will be stealing away from their partners. Dancer Curtis and boxer Tommy have a bit of a double act going. Curtis radiates top-level amiability whilst coming across slightly calculating in his heart-to-hearts with Tommy. And his new pal makes no secret of his attraction to Lucie, who is off enjoying cuddles and kisses with wavy-haired Joe.

This has left street food magnate Joe in a bit of a pickle as Tommy inevitably choses to couple up with Lucie. As the bombshell drops, poor Joe looks like a bacon sandwich a few days past its best-by date. But it also provides some actual drama at the end of an hour that finds the series still very much in its bedding-down phase.

Everyone loves Lucie

The surfing aficionado is clearly the popular girl in class. Last night, hairless bum advocate Anton tried to dump Amy for her. And poor Joe spent most of this episode completely besotted with his Cornish bestie. But it was all for nought as, utilising his “godlike powers” – so Curtis dubbed them – new boy Tommy picked her as his pretend significant other. As the producers no doubt intended, this has set the stage for some Tommy v Joe bad blood. But if the battle lines are drawn on which side will the rest of the contestants stand? It’s like Avengers: Civil War, only with tans and pecs instead of super-powers.

Is Curtis this year’s master manipulator?

It’s only a silly reality show and the professional dancer is no doubt a stand-up bloke in real life (also he’s actually vaguely famous as one of the pro hoofers on Ireland’s answer to Strictly…). But here Curtis comes across as a bit calculating. He’s been doing the rounds, chatting to Yewande (who seems sweet and, let’s be honest, too nice for an ITV2 reality bearpit). But he at the same time urges Tommy to get to Lucie by picking Amber (eh? says Tommy and everyone watching). And when it came to it Curtis himself goes for Amy rather than Yewande. What are you at, Curtis?

Is this the year of the wallflowers?

Yewande, as we’ve stated, come across as far too normal to have signed up to eight weeks on an ITV surveillance island in the sun. Ditto Callum, a regular chap who has been paired off with the slightly-demanding Amber. She just isn’t into this at all and made no secret how dreary she found Callum when chatting to the other ladies. Also fading into the background are heavily-tabooed-but-basically-okay Michael and pharmacist Anna. Presumably, they will eventually emerge from their shells. However, for the second night they shuffle in the background while the real drama revolved around the Joe-Lucie-Tommy love triangle and Curtis’s Mr Popular routine.

Where are the sparks?

We have our first sleepover and the inaugural slap-and-tickle type contest. The former is a non-event while the flirty game show, in which contestants have to work out which of the girls and boys have admitted to doing something naughty, feels screamingly ho-hum. Story-wise the real significance of the event is that it coughs up the first Joe-Lucie kiss. They are at it again later – only for Tommy to stomp in and claim Lucie as his. That chiming sound isn't the News at Ten bells ringing out – it's Joe's heart splintering into a zillion pieces.

Read our live blog for all the updates on the first episode as it happened.

Love Island airs every weekday and Sunday at 9pm on ITV2.

Key Points

• Catch up on everything that happened during last night's episode here
• Meet the 12 contestants currently in the villa

[4 June 2019 21:50 · j.shepherd]

The contest is over. And just as we'd worked out the rules. Never mind – decision time is almost here as Curtis and Tommy get to have their big God moment (Curtis's words, not ours). Will Tommy try to be play the long game and opt for Amber when he really wants to be with Lucie? Or is that too clever, even for Love Island?

[4 June 2019 21:56 · j.shepherd]

It's Curtis again, who is having a heart to heart with Yewande. Apparently he's come here straight from the 1950s, as he describes her as a "terribly attractive young lady". He's essentially Doctor Love, doing the rounds at this point. Meanwhile Joe and Lucie are having one of those weird Love Island non-cuddles under the sheets. The tension is....very tense.

[4 June 2019 21:59 · j.shepherd]

Decision time! Tommy doesn't know who he is going to pick – presumably it's a straight choice between Lucie and Amber. And Curtis and Yewande are getting on... is she about to be prised from Michael's indifferent embrace? We're running out of nails to bite.

[4 June 2019 22:00 · j.shepherd]

Yewande is "sweet, innocent and legitimate," says Curtis, who is actually from the 1850s rather than the 1950s. And oi, hang on, now Joe and Lucie are kissing – without a novelty waterslide contest in sight!

[4 June 2019 22:01 · j.shepherd]

Curtis is making the world's longest speech..get on with it, Curtis...!

[4 June 2019 22:02 · j.shepherd]

....and his answer is Amy. Yewande looks less than thrilled. We're right there with you Yewande. There was some sneaky editing here to make it look like he was going to pick her.

[4 June 2019 22:05 · j.shepherd]

Oooh... it's a straight knockout from Tommy who's picked Lucie. Joe looks like he's been given a bloody nose. Did that kiss mean nothing? Well no, probably not Joe – it's only the second night of Love Island. We're a bit early into the series for someone's heart to be ground to dust – but that's exactly what seems to have happened.

[4 June 2019 22:09 · j.shepherd]

Well that's a wrap (yes Joe, that portable lunch pun was just for you). The two new boys certainly set the cat among the beefcakes. Curtis took the slightly obvious route in picking amiable Amy as his partner. But it was Tommy who really rushed in. He ignored his new best pal's advice to play the long game by selecting Amber. And he potentially made an enemy for life but taking Lucie away from Joe. Two nights in and already the drama is ratcheting up.