The creepy royal baby concept image is here

Royal Baby 2: With A Vengeance (vouchercodespro.co.uk)

It's only been four hours since Clarence House announced that the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are having a second baby, but "experts" have already hastily Photoshopped carefully composited photos of Kate, William and baby George to create an image of what they think the child might look like.

That bastion of facial prediction vouchercodespro.co.uk asked their patent and trademark insider (eh?) to put together a concept design of this highly-anticipated human, and the results are slightly creepy.

The definitely much older than newborn baby pictured has her father's hair colour, but appears to have inherited the eyes of Bambi and a soul-piercing stare from the beyond.

Still, at least we were spared the aged eight mock-up, which made Prince George look oddly ghoulish.

It's not just Royal Baby 2's visage that is already being predicted however, various bookmakers have already started taking bets on its name, with Elizabeth, Victoria, Henry and James being among the favourites.