Travel: Thai teasers

PETE WYATT, from Letchworth, Hertfordshire, reports that T-shirts in Thailand are getting increasingly odd. He noted the following across the chests of fashionable young Thais: 'The nicest thing in the afternoon is a cup of tea and a piece of cherry pie'; 'Wake me up when it's spring'; and 'Daddy, why did you sell me to the slave traders?'