Pork and pickle roll

Serves 4

Steak, onion and watercress sandwich

Steak, onion and watercress sandwich

Serves 4

Surrey are up against it after Tim Murtagh picked up five wickets

County Championship round-up: Surrey edge nearer trap door after Murtagh's five-wicket haul

Once upon a time, the punishment for an England player deemed to have let his country down would have been to be sent back to his county to serve his time. How Surrey would wish that were the case now. With Kevin Pietersen made unavailable by England despite his exclusion from the Test side at Lord's, they were bowled out for 144 by Middlesex at The Oval, and a quick return to Division Two as reward for a desperate, tragic season seems all the more likely.

Susan Calman: This Lady's Not for Turning Either, Underbelly Bristo Square, Edinburgh

Small on stature but big on heart, the lawyer-turned-comic Susan Calman has made great strides in her career since her debut Fringe hour in 2008, making an impression on Have I Got News for You and various Radio 4 shows including The News Quiz and The Now Show.

Green bean and bacon salad

Green bean and bacon salad

Serves 4-6

Wes Durston smashed 56

T20 round-up: Durston delivers to leave Lancs struggling

Derbyshire put a significant dent in Lancashire's hopes of qualifying for the Twenty20 quarter-finals by claiming a three-wicket win with seven balls to spare at Old Trafford yesterday.

Epsom hero Camelot headlines Ireland's innovative evening Derby

Camelot's Classic sweep faces being bogged down

Today's Irish Derby will be no easy addition to Ballydoyle star's CV in heavy Curragh going

Room Service: Thompson Belgraves, London

Belgraves, which occupies the former Sheraton Belgravia, is the first European venture for Thompson Hotels, a group that made its name with a collection of boutique properties in Manhattan. Its US hotels are known for design-led chic, though they retain a level of affordability, and Belgraves follows the same model.

Baked potato Madame Fort

Baked potato Madame Fort

Serves 4

Slow-cooked tamarind beef top rib

Slow-cooked tamarind beef top rib

Serves 4-6

A plate of alliums

A plate of alliums

Serves 4

The latest culinary invention is the non-stick ketchup bottle

Inventors free trapped ketchup

It is the latest culinary invention to be hailed as the best thing since sliced bread: the non-stick ketchup bottle.

Cider-cured herrings

Cider-cured herrings

Serves 4

Baked mackerel with mustard and Parmesan crust

Baked mackerel with mustard and Parmesan crust

Serves 4

Roast guinea fowl with mustard fruits

Roast guinea fowl with mustard fruits

Serves 2-4

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