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Serves 4

Steak, onion and watercress sandwich

Steak, onion and watercress sandwich

Serves 4

Surrey are up against it after Tim Murtagh picked up five wickets

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Green bean and bacon salad

Serves 4-6

Wes Durston smashed 56

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Baked potato Madame Fort

Serves 4

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Serves 4-6

A plate of alliums

A plate of alliums

Serves 4

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Cider-cured herrings

Cider-cured herrings

Serves 4

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Kidneys with mustard and tarragon

Serves 4

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Baked mackerel with mustard and Parmesan crust

Serves 4

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