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IN TRINIDAD, they like having a good laugh at the English. 'You wouldn't ask English man to sing Calypso,' said the radio, 'and you wouldn't expect English man to wolf down hot pepper . . . but you can trust English man to make a good cup of tea.' Over the top, a cartoon-posh English voice goes 'I say, frightfully good, smashing, spiffing, I say.'

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GRENACHE (or, in Spanish, Garnacha) is a non-U grape. At best, it's middle-class in the South of France, but distinctly working-class in Spain, where it grows almost everywhere. Indeed, thanks to the enormous acreage in Spain, there are more Grenache vines than any other red vine in the world. The Spaniards are working away to replace it with the trendier Tempranillo vine, ignoring the fact that Garnacha/Grenache can make great wines as well as plonk. A little care in vineyard and cellar, and Grenache gives brilliant roses, fruity young reds, and meaty reds that can develop for years.

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IT WAS with vague plans of tackling Rouen that we set out on our latest Normandy break, only to be delayed after the first overnight stop by the autumn sunshine in the little market town of Aumale. The guide books didn't tell us much other than that this was a dairy centre and that one of its counts was a brother-in-law of William the Conqueror, whose name is dropped in Normandy almost as often as Shakespeare's in Stratford-upon-Avon.

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MY dear departed mother always said that only classy sales were worth bothering about. She could have been thinking of the fine wine market today, which offers bargains not seen for a generation or more.

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EC travellers still to face checks

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BURGUNDY / PINOT NOIR: Excellent with Emmental, Gruyere and Munster; good with Caerphilly, Camembert, Chaume, Cheddar, Cheshire, Wensleydale, Cornish Yarg, L'Explorateur, goat's cheese and Reblochon; passable with Stilton.
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