News Kate Moss posed naked in a series of publicity shots as part of her rumoured, six-figure sponsorship deal with St Tropez

Kate Moss' naked body boosted sales at PZ Cussons during the first half of the year as customers snapped up at St Tropez fake tans she advertises.

Tourists, bloody tourists

You're messy, you're badly dressed and you don't spend enough. You know who you are.

Fear stalks a rural paradise: 25 BRITISH DEATHS ... ONLY TWO SOLVED

SINCE 1977, 25 Britons have been murdered in France - but in only two of these cases have the killers been found.

The Joys Of Modern Life: 49. Royal Weddings

THE QUEEN'S youngest son is getting hitched. Like the Teletubbies, Sophie and Eddie "love each other very much". Big hug and pass the sick bag. It is far too easy to be cynical about the forthcoming royal nuptials. You might well be wondering why we have a Royal family at all. Yet it is precisely such an occasion that justifies their existence.

Film: Our favourite rohmer heroines

The Collector, 1966

Secretarial: The Tempo - Faking it...

I'VE TRIED to blend in, in a little black dress and discreet jewellery, but it's hard in Hennes and diamante when everyone else is in Hermes and discreet touches of real gold.

M'Lord of the dance

Sensation at the Royal Courts of Justice! Michael Flatley stars in a multi-million-pound production!

Flatley sued for pounds 10m by ex-manager

MICHAEL FLATLEY, the dancer, began his fight yesterday against a damages action for pounds 10m by his former manager, John Reid.

Is it worth it? Fake and fabulous

If your attempts at DIY tanning leave you streaky and frustrated, don't despair. Your friendly beautician is here to do it for you. That'll be pounds 74 thanks

Travel: Have you ever heard the one about ...

relives an old joke

PASSPORT: 'We were deported from Morocco because we were holding German passports'

Your papers, please Date of Birth: 27/12/61 Place of Birth: Reading Occupation: Company Director

Sidelines: Ten things that Spurs' David Ginola might be missing in his home village of Gassin this weekend

1 A stroll through the winding streets of this Provencal village, a former winner of the "Plus Beau Village de France" award.

Why are they famous? Jane Seymour

Main Claim: Bum-length hair, silly pronouncements and a raft of husbands. Queen of a now-grown-up Famous for Being Famous generation that includes Fiona Fullerton, Sandra Dickinson and Lorraine Chase, Jane has spent much of her time rabbiting on about romance while pulling off three divorces. Latest news is that she has a touch of dengue fever and she and her hair are in a Puerto Rican hospital.

Diana 1961-1997: The romance - Holidays, dinners, presents ... was this the real thing?

A window at Harrods leaves little doubt about the nature of the relationship between Princess Diana and Dodi Fayed.

Vive la difference

THEATRE : Suzanna Andler Minerva Studio Theatre, Chichester

People: Nip-and-tuck with the terrible twins growing appeal

"A chin implant," says Maurizio Viel when I ask him what he and his twin brother Roberto could do for me. Rather worryingly, he says this without even having to pause for a moment's thought. "And a nose job," he adds. "We could reduce your nose a bit, but not too much." So, not only is my chin too small, but my nose is too big as well. "And what about your ears?" There's no stopping Maurizio now. "Maybe we could just take them back a little bit," he says, grinning. Now I wish I'd never even asked.
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A new Russian revolution

Cracks start to appear in Putin’s Kremlin power bloc
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Apartheid’s sadistic killer that his country cannot forgive

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Standing my ground

If sitting is bad for your health, what happens when you stay on your feet for a whole month?
Commonwealth Games 2014: Dai Greene prays for chance to rebuild after injury agony

Greene prays for chance to rebuild after injury agony

Welsh hurdler was World, European and Commonwealth champion, but then the injuries crept in
Israel-Gaza conflict: Secret report helps Israelis to hide facts

Patrick Cockburn: Secret report helps Israel to hide facts

The slickness of Israel's spokesmen is rooted in directions set down by pollster Frank Luntz
The man who dared to go on holiday

The man who dared to go on holiday

New York's mayor has taken a vacation - in a nation that has still to enforce paid leave, it caused quite a stir, reports Rupert Cornwell
Best comedians: How the professionals go about their funny business, from Sarah Millican to Marcus Brigstocke

Best comedians: How the professionals go about their funny business

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The Guest List 2014: Forget the Man Booker longlist, Literary Editor Katy Guest offers her alternative picks

The Guest List 2014

Forget the Man Booker longlist, Literary Editor Katy Guest offers her alternative picks
Jokes on Hollywood: 'With comedy film audiences shrinking, it’s time to move on'

Jokes on Hollywood

With comedy film audiences shrinking, it’s time to move on
It's the best of British art... but not all is on display

It's the best of British art... but not all is on display

Voted for by the British public, the artworks on Art Everywhere posters may be the only place where they can be seen
Critic claims 'I was the inspiration for Blanche DuBois'

Critic claims 'I was the inspiration for Blanche DuBois'

Blanche Marvin reveals how Tennessee Williams used her name and an off-the-cuff remark to create an iconic character
Sometimes it's hard to be a literary novelist

Sometimes it's hard to be a literary novelist

Websites offering your ebooks for nothing is only the latest disrespect the modern writer is subjected to, says DJ Taylor
Edinburgh Fringe 2014: The comedy highlights, from Bridget Christie to Jack Dee

Edinburgh Fringe 2014

The comedy highlights, from Bridget Christie to Jack Dee
Dame Jenny Abramsky: 'We have to rethink. If not, museums and parks will close'

Dame Jenny Abramsky: 'We have to rethink. If not, museums and parks will close'

The woman stepping down as chair of the Heritage Lottery Fund is worried