i Robert Burns, 1759 to 1796. Scottish Poet

Ah, Scotland’s favourite son.

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Comment: Smarten up? You must be joking

Most of the teacher training package unveiled yesterday was eminently sensible - which the Labour Party's ready assent showed. Strip away the party political posturing, and here is the basis for a much needed re- professionalisation of teaching. But Gillian Shephard could not resist over-egging the pudding.

God bless them every one

THEATRE A Christmas Carol, Lyric, Hammersmith

O'Dwyer double

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Words: Interest

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Oh crumbs!

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Plum pudding in the melting pot

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Letter: Unpalatable pud

From Mr Patrick Hodgkinson

A party of old people heads for defeat, eating pudding

RARELY have I seen ministers in such a jolly mood as they were in at Blackpool last week. They laughed loudly, made jokes, accepted a third glass of wine and said that, yes, on this occasion they would break the rule of their middle years, and have some pudding after all. You may deduce from this that they expect to win the election. Not so. They are sure they are going to lose.

A night out with the girls

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IT'S THAT GINGER PUDDING AGAIN

Whoops - my ultimate steamed ginger pudding seems to have caused a few problems, writes Simon Hopkinson. The quantities of baking powder and bicarbonate of soda should have been teaspoons not tablespoons. But it's worth mentioning that whenever spoonfuls are specified, I use rounded not heaped.

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