Hozelock rectangular sprinkler plus
Best: Overall
Rating: 8/10
The Hozelock plus is a firefighter-yellow plastic rectangular area sprinkler with 15 jets covering up to 180 sq m, depending on your water pressure. Our first impression was that it’s a bog-standard offer with a simple metal pipe with holes in it that oscillates: we remember it from our childhood. The only thing that seems to have changed in 20 years is that the area coverage can be adjusted by pinching the red tabs at the hose end to direct the oscillator trajectory.
The instructions come in five languages, of which the English ones read like a haiku, so the set up made us feel a little zen. The hosepipe clicked into the plastic connector absolutely fine, the area coverage pinchers work and, at the time of writing, the jet stream, which reached the highest of all of the models, is hypnotising our cat. It does make a little tick every time it changes direction, however, which is like a sort of water torture after 10 minutes of sitting with it.
As with most models, the dirt filter can be replaced using a 17mm spanner for those with posh lawns that absolutely need filtered hose water as their grass presumably can’t stand the taste of Peckham Springs.
Although it’s a bit boring compared with some of our other entries, it does everything you need for a reasonable price. And it gets an extra point though for taking us down memory lane.